Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.

                                           --Francis Bacon

"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe." 

                                     - Ray Bradbury

"Microsoft: One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them
 all and in the darkness bind them."
                        -- s. keeling, from alt.sysadmin.recovery

"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than 
each other."
                     -- Ann Landers -- 

"I can get to Rome, but I can't get to Elvis..."
                        -- me, in a support call