"Still not getting any."
                        -- Drew Hamilton, in an article titled
                           "July 17 Update" in alt.sex.drew-hamilton

"... our elderly citizens walk down the darkest of alleyways!... and the weak
 and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!..."
                        -- Homer Simpson

Unknown: 
     "Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime
and too sleepy to worry at night."

God is not dead, he just moved to a better neighborhood.
(Unknown)

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." 
Oscar Wilde.