"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit." Enoch Powell.
the television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little... - Ray Bradbury
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" -- Quentin Crisp
"The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing." - William J. Broad
Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder
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