Immigration and Personal Injury Lawyers
(718) 554-3630 - free consultation!

Poker


Poker Schule

Read about diseases
in layman's terms:


Obesity
Impotence
Heartburn
Herpes

More conditions ›


   

  Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 
 


Pokern
 
 
Today's quotes [5.11.04]

Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes. Also, links to quote categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading.


"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit." 

Enoch Powell.

1.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend




the television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes
a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren
which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little... 

     - Ray Bradbury 

2.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend




When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood
up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you
don't believe?"

    -- Quentin Crisp

3.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend




"The crux... is that the vast majority of the
mass of the universe seems to be missing." 

     - William J. Broad 

4.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend




Never moon a werewolf. 

     - Mike Binder 

5.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend



BONUS! A random quote from Jokes2Go database
If you don't like it, just hit RELOAD




 

By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.

But wait! Don't forget to read

Today's Jokes
Today's Stories
Today's Poems

 
Jump to