"Now I understand why the post office puts up wanted posters for robbers. 
It just goes to prove the old saying that it takes one to know one"

                                        - Mary Tyler Moore

"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York 
said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't
cold enough. Let's go west.'"

                                            - Richard Jeni

"If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns."

                                               --Edward Abbey
 

Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him. 

- Groucho Marx

"No, we're _sweet_ and _innocent_ evil bastards"
                        -- from the sig of Simon Burr, simes@bpfh.net