Bare necessities of life: Food, clothing, and a blonde.

                                    - W. C. Fields

"Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless"
                        -- Gary "Wolf" Barnes, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"American Beer is a lot like making love in a row boat --
It's F**king close to water!" 

     -Monty Python's Eric Idle 

* DGMage wonders if he'll be able to pull off what he wants once he gets all
  his music equipment..... Hardcore darkwave Industrial.... SHOEGAZER. ;)
 Hardcore Shoegazer. :)
 DGMage: You don't need any equipment.  Get a mic, a stun-gun, and a
          cat.
 DGMage: The cat is important.
                        -- excerpts from #gothic

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this 
look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"

                -Dave Barry