A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an 
experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling 
them to disperse some people who were loitering. 

The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd 
standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and 
said, "Let's get off the corner." 

No one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off the corner!" 
Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled 
glances in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the young 
policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I 
do?"

"Pretty good," replied the veteran, "especially since this was a 
bus stop."

At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students human
reproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: "Female humans are born
with a limited number of eggs, while males, during their lifetime, produce
millions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?" One
young woman's answer: "Because they won't ask for directions either."

There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of 
the party was "war". 

The first person comes up onto the stage and says, "I'm an 
atomic bomb." He gets his applause and steps down.

The second person comes up and says, "I'm a hydrogen 
bomb." Again, there's applause and he steps down.

And then a naked little man comes up to the stage and says, 
"I'm dynamite." 

Everybody runs away hysterically. When one of them is asked 
why, he says, "Didn't you see how small his fuse was?"

A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.
THE DR. ASKS,"IS YOUR DAUGHTER  SEXUALLY ACTIVE?"
THE REDNECK SAYS,"NAW,  SHE JUST LAYS THERE LIKE HER MOTHER.

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Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get 
close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I 
get sick to my stomach.
Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
Patient sticks out his tongue...