Lully is one of our favorite 16th-century composers, who wrote music for the king of France. While rehearsing the musicians, he got too serious beating time with his staff, and drove it right through his foot. He died of infection.
It seems my Mother heard about the Virus that was going around the E-mail. She knew I recently purchased the Web TV, so she called me on the phone very concerned. Honey, I just heard that there is a virus going around with the people who write E-mails, you'd better not use it for awhile. I don't want you to get sick. (my Mother is 87 years old, and hasn't been able to catch up with all this new technology.) Sent by Marjorie
Melissa was telling a coworker of the notice she'd received of her Ten Year High School Reunion. The coworker said, "So what year did you graduate?"
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