The Stanford Law Review runs the following quote on their masthead: "For every thousand people hacking at the leaves of evil there is one chopping at the roots." -H.D. Thoreau On their April Fools issue they ran the following: "For every person hacking at the leaves of evil there are a thousand smoking the stuff.
Carolyn had been born and raised in Iowa and her first trip outside the state was to enroll in college in New York city. Her roommate was a typical NY snob, yet had nice streak. After hearing Carolyn say she was from Iowa her roommate was quick to point out "that's all very nice, but here in the east we pronounce it Ohio."
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