"I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs."

Kevin Gildea.

If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides.

    -- Old Yiddish proverb

He was a man of great statue. 

    - Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins 

How do we solve all the world's problems?
Get the hungry to eat the homeless.

My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.

                       ---Rodney Dangerfield