"Death is every man's final critic. To die well you must live bravely." 

    - Edward Abbey 

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." --
       Lily Tomlin

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex
       raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life.
Comes into us at midnight very clean.  It's
perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in
our hands. It hopes we've learned something
from yesterday.--John Wayne

War is just another government program. 

     - Joseph Sobran