Seen on a bumper sticker...

    If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. 

"If I have seen farther than others, it is because
I was standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because
giants were standing on my shoulders." 

     - Hal Abelson 

Germany, the diseased world’s bathhouse.

                                        - - - Mark Twain

Denniston's law:
Virtue is its own punishment.

"... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..."
                        -- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)