"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
                        -- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.

"Keyboard Error - Press  to continue"
                        -- PC BIOS error message

"Jesus sucks knowledge of "bad stuff" out of your mind. Interesting, I'll
 have to remember that.:-)"
"Jesus is the Liposuction of the Soul.  He died to take away man's cellulite."
                        -- Lt. Wilkes, Tzimon Yliaster

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

- Rodney Dangerfield

the last person to laugh is slow and partially retarded

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