If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before.

        --Marcus Aurelius

"My computer screen says 'Press any key to continue'. Can I borrow your keys?
 Mine are locked in my Yugo..."
                        -- Some Guy (from Dilbert)

"DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous
 system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project.  Easily
 cured by UNIX.  See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS."
                        -- David Vicker

"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng."
                        -- fortune