"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum." -- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"
"Our strategic alliance is working well. Our company provides amazing technical skill and your company has a seemingly endless supply of three-ring binders." "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated." "Is it true that if your name is written in a binder you lose your soul?" -- Some Guy, Dilbert, Some Other Guy
"The knowledge that one is to be hanged in the moring sharpens one's mind considerably"
You traverse the world in search of happiness, which is within the reach of every man. A contented mind confers it on all.--Horace
"... beyond a shadow of a doubt... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull elephant seals cast shadows... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal..." -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
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