I hear that exercise kills germs.  But how do you get the little
   buggers to exercise?

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

                                 - Henry Kissinger

'A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn round
three times before lying down',

Robert Benchley

Q: Why is Life so strange?

A: Because if we knew what was going on, we wouldn't put up with it.

     - Dr. Nell Hartley 

America is a land of untold wealth.

                 - Internal Revenue Service