"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."

William Shakespeare 

Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough 
to get money from it. 

                                      - Stephen Leacock

"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman
       giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped." -- Sam
       Levenson (1911-1980)

It's like an alcatraz around my neck. 

    - Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces 

Happiness is a positive cash flow.