"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!

What is a highbrow?  He is a man who has found something more
interesting than women.
        --attrib. Edgar Wallace and others

There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were
       as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I
       no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Stroustrup

I put instant coffee into a microwave oven. I almost went backin time.

                                            - Steven Wright

"You can't see my face... it's buried in that girl's face..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien