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"Descended from the apes?
Let us hope that it is not true.
But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known." 

FA Montagu.

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"Mine's proportionally longer than most."
                        -- Karen Peisley


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"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO.
We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

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You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't
think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just
to muffle the screams.

Rita Rudner

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