Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know. 

     - Morticia, The Addams Family 

You can't expect a boy to be depraved until he has been to a good school.

                                                  - Saki

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of --
but do it in private, and wash your hands afterwards.

     - Lazarus Long 

"El Nino taught me that some of the most beautiful things in nature are 
also the most dangerous. Like 30 foot waves, giant thunderstorms, and 
topless blondes driving on rain-soaked highways." 

                                             - Mark Schmidt

"If I had a dollar for every casino in the world, I'd probably lose it 
all gambling." 

- Paul Bartunek