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I broke a mirror.

I'm supposed to get 7 years bad luck. My lawyer says he can get me 5.


                                  - Steven Wright
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"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." 

Albert Einstein.
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It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other say in a whole book.

                                                       --Friedrich Nietzsche
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Trust everyone.
It's not like you have any really important secrets.

                                       --me--
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Never consult a woman about her rival, a coward about a war,
or a merchant about a bargain.
        --Manny Schlott
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