Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. - Lazarus Long
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song." Louis Armstrong.
"If America could be, once again, a nation of self-reliant farmers, craftsmen, hunters, ranchers, and artists, then the rich would have little power to dominate others. Neither to serve nor to rule: That was the American dream." --Edward Abbey
"No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!" -- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab, without any warning whatsoever
"It hasn't gone black yet because my flatmate won't do it for me..." -- Eric Erickson
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