"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." 

                                      - Gilda Radner

Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say
enough on that subject.

                                                      --Tallyrand

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other ...
So now it's just a waiting game.

"Do you consider yourself a screenwriter first, a science fiction writer --
 or simply a writer?"
"I are a riter. I write gud. I rite stuff for the TeeVee and buuks. I doesn't
 like labels. Aye write what I want. Labels are for detergent boxes."
                        -- Unknown, J. Michael Straczynski

"Yow!  Am I having fun yet?!"

-- John Howard^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HZippy the Pinhead