Notice how they do not so much fly, as plummet. 

- Monty Python (Flying Sheep Sketch)

Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.

"I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding 
a charge." 

                                        - Edward Chilton

Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband
forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't
admit he'd forgotten the code.....he turned himself in.

                 -Rita Rudner

"Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's Beautiful."
                        -- Unknown, Principia Discordia