Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining, or testing
your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. 

     - Dave Carhart 

Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.

'A kleptomanaic is a person who helps himself
because he can't help himself'

"... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky...
 fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky..."
                        -- Debra

It's so hard to say au revoir,
So let's just say hors d'oeurve.

                        - Martin Mull