"My parents didn't want to move to Florida,
but they turned sixty, and that's the law."

                       - Jerry Seinfeld

Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology. 

    -- R. S. Barton

Love thy neighbor, yet don't pull down your hedge.
        
                    --Ben Franklin

Man - a creature created at the end of a workweek when God was tired. 

                                            - Mark Twain

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.