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Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

- Edward Abbey

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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


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Morality which is based on ideas, or on an ideal, is an unmitigated evil. 

                                                                    --D.H. Lawrence,

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Society is like a stew.
If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top. 

                                     - Edward Abbey

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"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of 
rubbish into it."

                                        - William A. Orton

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