The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second 
day you're off it. 

                                           - Jackie Gleason

I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of 
oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate 
commerce.

                                    - J. Edgar Hoover

"Sorry about that Chief." 

     - Maxwell Smart 

"Always do one thing less than you think you can do." 

    - Bernard Baruch 

"`Rock' is the music of slaves. Of adolescents pursuing the illusion of
freedom and protest while the steel chains of technology bind them ever
tighter."

                                           --Edward Abbey