"I can fit the whole thing in my mouth, but I can't blow it while it's in
 there..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien, in reference to her pitch pipe

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."

Mel Brooks.

A life without tragedy would not be worth living. 

    - Edward Abbey 

The mass of men lead lives of quiet masturbation.

     -Thoreau 

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.