Part 2 of 2: Then when she had wiped off her bung Of the clinkers that thereunto clung, She would singe off the hair That had sprouted down there, And would lick her twat clean with her tongue.
A gay prison chaplain named Locke Had a passion for hard convict cock. For his ass-holey ways In his alcatraz days, He was nicknamed the piece of the rock.
There was a young fellow named Biddle Whose girl had to teach him to fiddle. She grabbed hold of his bow And said, "If you want to know, You can try parting my hair in the middle."
Part 10 of 12 It went off in capital style, And he farted it through with a smile, Then, feeling quite jolly, He tried the finale, Blowing double-stopped farts all the while.
There was a young man named Ringer, Who was seducing a beautiful singer. He said with a grin, "I've now rammed it in!" She said, "You mean that isn't your finger?"
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