Q: Why do tampons have string?
A: So you can floss after eating.

The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her 
students on sexual morality. "In moments of temptation," said the speaker 
to the class, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure 
worth a lifetime of shame?"
A sweet young thing in the back of the room rose to ask: "How do you make 
it last an hour?"

A minister was asked by a politician,
"Name something the government can do to help the church."

The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?

We B Toyz N' Shit

Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and 
use it in a sentence. The teacher asked him to please spell the word EAR. 
Little Johnny stood up and proudly said EAR E,A,R. Then to use it in a 
sentence he pretended to take a big hit off a joint and then while 
pretending to have his lungs full of smoke he predended to pass the joint 
to little Suzy and said "Ear"