A whole bunch of us were sitting around my house talking and we were trying to remember a guy's name. None of us could remember his name at all when all of a sudden my friend yells, "Dick!". We said yes that's it. Then she said "Boy, I pulled that one out of my ass". No one said anything until I burst out laughing and she said "You had to go there didn't you?"
Andrea told me that while she was playing cards her friend called. Her friend said, "What are ya playing?" Andrea said, "Solitaire." He friend (Judi?) said, "Yeah? Who are you playing with?"
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