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"I hacked into Microsoft, and all I got was this lousy source code."
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"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, September 21, 1988
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It works better if you plug it in.
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    I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
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The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
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