"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward." - William E. Davidsen

The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war. 

     - Edward Abbey 

Margaret Thatcher:
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want 
anything done, ask a woman.

Besides the noble art of getting things done,
there is the noble art of leaving things
undone.  The wisdom of life consists in the
elimination of non-essentials.--Lin Yutang

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
       wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time
       I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.