"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." 

     - Kilgore Trout 

Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a
       rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.

"Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously;
and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously." 

- Booth Tarkington 

"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts
as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet." 

Oliver Herford. 

"What are you clearing your throat for?"
"Practice."
                        -- tanya, Alasdair