"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender." -- Unknown
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?" Art Hoppe.
Government doesn't work. - Harry Browne
People say: "The early bird catches the worm" I say that "The early worm was caught by the bird"
A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much.
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