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If you can't get your books or receipts to balance out,
here's a useful term vending machine distributors rely
on: "Slug Factor." 

    - Rich Hall
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"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live." 

Bob Hope.
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"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
 of steel..."
                        -- Devo, "Gates of Steel"
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Last words of
Allen, Ethan (1738-1789)
          "Waiting are they?  Waiting are they?  Well--let 'em wait."
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"Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they're open."
                        -- Bumper sticker
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