According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front
of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful.

                 -Jay Leno

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt"

                                  --Mark Twain

"Not that big. It doesn't have to be that big, just big enough to excite
 me."
                        -- Angela

"Thanks For Using My Yahoo!"
                        -- Ashvin Patel, employee of Yahoo!

I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                           --Mark Twain