Basically, I think there is some device the telco puts on the phone that
 ensures that whoever is on the other end of a service call is always
 a drooling moron with the IQ of a potted plant."
                        -- The alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like and do
what you'd druther not. 

    -- Mark Twain

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life.

-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson 
             for a federal anti-smoking campaign 

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice.

                                -- Edward Moore (1712-1757)
                                   THE GAMESTER, II, 2 (1753).

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.