"Well I been called LUCIFER...
 And I been called SATAN...
 But my name's RICHARD...
 And YOU can call me DICK..."
                        -- Killdozer, "Richard"

You will always find some Eskimo ready instruct the Congolese
on how to cope with heat waves.

        --Ibid

"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"

Men are conservative after dinner.
        
                              --Emerson

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. 

    - Geraldo Rivera