"She sure is a striking beauty."
"You said it! She slapped me twice."

"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest
proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time." 

     - Edward P. Tryon 

Anarchy is better than no government at all.

"Fuck 'em if they can't take a compliment."
"If you're going to be quoting Lao Tzu, then please at least give the guy
 proper citation."
                        -- Detective Sanchez, Lt. Wilkes

"A watched rock boils no moss."
                        -- brien@asan.com's signature, alt.discordia