"Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, son. They use emacs."
                        -- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia

Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the
       first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.

--- John Ehrlichman

I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

"... and 9% of people said that they were a small orange cube of wood, and
 that they fully supported the Government's view on education..."
                        -- Alexei Sayle, "Alexei Sayle's Stuff"