"Our chief weapons are 'who', 'ps -aux', 'kill -9', and a fanatical devotion
 to 'fastboot'"
                        -- Sun User Group

"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a 
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
        
             -- P. J. O'Rourke -- 

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, 
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. " 
    - A. J. Liebling (1904-1963) 

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward
more freedom and democracy - but that could change." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, May 22, 1989 

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, November 30, 1988