"No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!"
                        -- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab,
                                without any warning whatsoever

"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label." 

Mark Twain.

The internet is a great way to get on the net 

    - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate 

"The male body is aerodynamic..."
"Yeah, it's got a keel."
"So what does that make a female? A catamaran?"
                        -- Amy, me, Heath Copeland

We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. 

- Albert Einstein