Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam?

     She wasn't used to the front seat! 

Why did she finally pass her test?

     She took the examiner with her. 

A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He 
inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to
go to 225 West 42nd St. 
By mistake, he went to 255 West 42nd St, the office of a podiatrist. Being 
met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised but intrigued him. 
She directed him to an examining room and told him to uncover and someone 
would be with him soon. 
He loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair and was really 
getting aroused because of the strange and different approach this house 
offered. 
Finally the doctor's assistant, a really gorgeous redhead entered and 
found him sitting in the chair with his generous member in his hand. 
"My goodness", she exclaimed, "I was expecting to see a foot." 
"Well," he said, "if you're going to complain about an inch then I'll take 
my business elsewhere."

What is the difference between a blonde and a  brunette?


                                         Well about 15 minutes!

Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,
"I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!"
"Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you
look less attractive."
"I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?"
"Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes
makes you look larger than you really are."
"I've also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart
on his dick!"
"Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"

Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
A: To meet chicks.