I do system support in a law firm. The other day I had to log a 
user off and then back on. I entered her initials and then she 
just gave me her password (Rule No. 1 broken). Her password 
is genius. After three tries and the system telling me "access 
denied," I asked her how to spell it. She said, 
"G - E - N - I - O - U - S." There's one in every crowd. 

She got so technophobic that [when] I gave her a digital
alarm clock for Christmas, she gave it back to me. 
          -- President Clinton, from his speech on Y2K in 
December 1998 in which he describes Hillary's request for a
wind-up clock that won't fail on Jan. 1, 2000.

The fossilized remnants of an asteroid that may have caused 
the global extinction of dinosaurs and other species more than 
65 million years ago has been found by a National Science 
Foundation researcher. Surprisingly, carbon dating indicates 
that Aerosmith did the theme music for that asteroid, too.