Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Christmans tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

Safeway has made a $1.7 billion offer for Vons markets.
Says Bob Mills, "The amount of the bid became public
after a checkout clerk was overheard yelling 'Price check
on the company!'"

He adds, "the original offer was $2 billion, but then Safeway
pulled out a huge stack of double-value coupons." 

A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter
   and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man
   pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the
   clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and
   fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he
   got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars. [If someone points a gun at you
   and gives you money, was a crime committed?]