Jesus is coming. Look busy! 

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. " 
    - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968) 

"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same
purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls
every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." 

    - Marie Corelli 

I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats.
I don't intend to waste any of mine running around exercising.

    - Neil Armstrong 

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.   

-- Homer Simpson, ``Homer the Heretic''