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Jesus is coming. Look busy!
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"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. " 
    - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
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"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same
purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls
every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." 

    - Marie Corelli
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I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats.
I don't intend to waste any of mine running around exercising.

    - Neil Armstrong
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Boy, everyone is stupid except me.   

-- Homer Simpson, ``Homer the Heretic''
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