Jesus is coming. Look busy!
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. " - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." - Marie Corelli
I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around exercising. - Neil Armstrong
Boy, everyone is stupid except me. -- Homer Simpson, ``Homer the Heretic''