Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more
importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other
people's values.

        --Gerald Brenan

Medicine reports that it has already happened.
A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills.

-Sam Levenson 

I love being married. It's so great to find that one
special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

"I'd rather drink a pint of someone else's diarrhoea then listen to this
 stuff."
                        -- Daniel, referring to me and Martyn singing in the
                           lab (he's now joined the choir =))

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.