"... diamonds are forever, but _oranges_... are for half-time..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital

In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of
       people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas
       Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

There are two essential basic strategies for success in business:
        Never reveal all you know

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip 
   out a man's genitals through his wallet.
   -Robin Williams