Men do not quit playing because they grow old;
they grow old because they quit playing.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Genghis Khan is looking for a few good barbarians. 

"What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel,
 And we set out to make our next road kill.
 The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head...
 But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..."
                        -- J. Stott and others

"... well I just spent 20 minutes pretending to be a gay priest called Fred
 while holding up a pole supporting a tightrope for a guy juggling fire..."
                        -- me, true story

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without
 accepting it."

-- Aristotle